How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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