i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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