you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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