taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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