well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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