I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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