I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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