I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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