Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I know her cup size but not her name....
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