yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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