Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
and you said cock pushups were impossible
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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