Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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