Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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