if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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