all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
