i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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