he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Randomize
