I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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