Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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