I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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