When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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