I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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