question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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