:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Randomize
