I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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