I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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