I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Found your dick twin last night
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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