barbara walters just said penis...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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