didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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