just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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