I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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