pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i think my tv is drunk
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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