Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
