I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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