yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how can u be prego again
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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