Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's always time for handjobs
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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