just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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