I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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