we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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