They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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