I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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