I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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