I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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