There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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