I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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