Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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