normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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