I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
