Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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