with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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