Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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